键盘侠|金州老登队遇见更老的夕阳红快船 哈登提前开启季后赛模式

今天快船79-98勇士，快船全场仅79分，巴特勒21+5+5，哈登20分&下半场0分。

来看看国外球迷对这另类比赛的花式吐槽：

[–]Warriorsemz0694 211 points 6 hours ago

No one beats us eight times in a row!

勇士球迷：人不可能连续8次阴沟翻船（快船此前对勇士7连胜）。

[–]Warriorsscaredspoon 185 points 6 hours ago

hard not to be confident with jimmy butler on your team

勇士球迷：有JB，你很难不硬。

[–]Le_Diddy_Party 120 points 4 hours ago

Harden in playoff mode already

球迷：哈登已经开启季后赛模式。

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 1385 points 4 hours ago*

79 points in the year 2025 is nuts lol

公牛球迷：2025年了还有球队全场得79分呢？

[–]99Sold 376 points 4 hours ago

6/33 (18%) from 3 will do that

球迷：三分33投6中的话，想不79都难。

[–]Warriorsnomitycs 461 points 4 hours ago

27 misses isn’t that uncommon

勇士球迷：投丢27个可太罕见了。

[–][GSW] Stephen Curryrauf107 275 points 4 hours ago

Yea that would never happen in a playoff game

勇士球迷：对！季后赛更不可能发生了。

[–]WarriorsKdog122025 184 points 4 hours ago

Definitely not in a row.

勇士球迷：连续打铁27个更绝无仅有。

[–]Maverickslalakingmalibog 158 points 4 hours ago

Not with a team Harden's on for sure

独行侠球迷：哈登带队更不可能这样。

[–]NBAirosReddit 121 points 4 hours ago

And CP3

球迷：保罗（带队）也不能吧。

[–]Warriorsbilyl 126 points 4 hours ago

They literally gave up in the third quarter

勇士球迷：他们真就三节缴枪了。

[–]Mavericksbeanyboi23 130 points 5 hours ago

It's wild that after so many years, and so many iterations of the team, 3rd Quarter Warriors remains as true as ever lol

独行侠球迷：江山代有才人出，你勇还是勇三疯。

[–]Warriorsxd-Sushi_Master 69 points 5 hours ago

all of them have the common denominator of St. Curry reading Twitter hate comments at halftime.

勇士球迷：库里半场看手机，读完恶评更牛逼！

[–]San Francisco WarriorsCasualrodfarva2 109 points 6 hours ago

4 free throw attempts in a full game holy fuck the warriors are the most ethical team on the planet

勇士球迷：全场特么4次罚球，勇士真是太干净了，宇宙道德模范队啊。

[–][GSW] Stephen Currylotsarice 105 points 6 hours ago

1Q: we are so fucking back

2Q: it’s joever

2nd half: we are so fucking back

勇士球迷：

第一节：感觉一切都回来了！

第二节：完犊子了。

第三节：爷又行了！

[–]Westjwon3354 69 points 4 hours ago

Old fuddy duddy Clippers just can’t hang with the whipper snapper Warriors

球迷：夕阳红快船怎么能跟上朝阳勇士队呢？

[–]WarriorsK1setsu 559 points 6 hours ago

Ladies and Gentlemen, may i present to you, the Golden Years Warriors.

勇士球迷：雷帝斯and乡亲们，请允许我隆重介绍金州老年团。

[–]WarriorsKdog122025 95 points 5 hours ago

Olden State Warriors

勇士球迷：金州老登队。

[–]WarriorsHanzoShimada96 71 points 5 hours ago

it's the only time where we're the "younger team"、

勇士球迷：真是头一次遇到比我们还老的队。

[–]San Francisco WarriorsImTheBestNerd 346 points 6 hours ago

Clippers can't keep up with these youngins

勇士球迷：快船哪能跟上这群小伙子。

[[–]Minneapolis Lakersrawchess 147 points 5 hours ago

Forcing the two oldest teams in the league to play an 8 pm game is NBA elder abuse.

森林狼球迷：联盟让俩老头队晚上8点开赛，这不虐待老人吗？

[–]WarriorsKdog122025 93 points 4 hours ago*

Kawaii had to get to bed for an early day at his second job tomorrow. The stupid 8PM tipoff threw off his schedule.

勇士球迷：莱昂纳德得早早上床明早去兼职了，8点开赛不影响人家休息吗？

[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 453 points 5 hours ago

When's the last time you saw a 19pt blowout where the winning team didn't break 100 points?

快船球迷：上次看到得分没过百却大胜对面19分是何年？

[–]Supersonicscat_piss_lint_trap 168 points 5 hours ago

Well, it stands to reason that you'd lose when you only score 13 points in a quarter.

...Wait, it was the team that WON by 19 points that scored 13 points in a quarter? Oof.

超音速球迷：

嗯……你单节13分输球，心里还没点B数吗？

诶？？这还能赢对面19分，饿滴神啊！

[–]WarriorsPrior-Rooster3232 207 points 5 hours ago

also jimmy has been hitting his threes lately

勇士球迷：吉米-巴特勒最近也开始投三分了呢。

[–]zombizle1 125 points 5 hours ago

sounds like my dating life

球迷：我也开始约会了呢。

[–]Warriorsgostunv 71 points 5 hours ago

ey at least you hittin

勇士球迷：好吧，至少你还在约。

[–]Warriorsquadshock 436 points 4 hours ago

All the young players look improved this year, amazing

勇士球迷：所有年轻人今年都支棱起来了，爽！

[–]Warriorsabsolute_cinema81 245 points 4 hours ago

Kuminga’s passing and effort/hustle plays are noticeably improved

勇士球迷：点名表扬库明加同学，传球了，努力了，能打硬仗了。

[–]WarriorsCharlie_Wax 80 points 4 hours ago

There were some vocal Warriors "fans" who insisted "CTEve Kerr" is a fraud who can't develop talent. They would reply to this post if they weren't busy ordering Kuminga jerseys off Temu right now.

勇士球迷：那些所谓“真”球迷一直说史蒂夫-科尔不会培养新人，他们没忙着买乔纳森-库明加球衣的话，应该会来这回帖吧。

[–]WarriorschaiTkovsky 191 points 5 hours ago

This is the absolute best way the Kuminga situation could’ve gone. From the low point in July to now is an insane turnaround

勇士球迷：和7月底时相比，库明加表现简直天差地别呀。

[–]San Francisco Warriorscolormechameleon 447 points 6 hours ago

That’s a small step for Quinten Post (+34), and a large leap for Jonathan Kuminga and the Warriors.

勇士球迷：（正负值+34）对昆滕-波斯特来说是一小步，对库明加和勇士来说是一大步。

[–]WarriorsKlunko52 207 points 5 hours ago

Finally got someone that can defend Zubac lol

勇士球迷：终于有人能抗祖尼尔了。

[–]nicehax_ 192 points 5 hours ago

i watched zubac post up against post, not get anywhere and throw up the worst airball i've ever seen

do the warriors have a real center now

球迷：祖巴茨在低位背打半天没挪动，然后投了最烂的篮外空心。勇士终于有真中锋了。

[–][GSW] Chris Mullinkirukiru 234 points 6 hours ago

Pretty dominant defensive performance

勇士球迷：防守真是固若金汤呀。

[–]99Sold 163 points 6 hours ago

Clippers assist leader tonight had 2 assists, and it was their rookie center who played 4 mintues of garbage time.

球迷：今天快船助攻王只有2次助攻，还是在垃圾时间只打了4分钟的新秀中锋（亚尼克-尼德豪泽）。